knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Beatle Bailey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!