knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about Eve!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haley!
Haley who?
Haleyen Nation!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lincoln!
Lincoln who?
Lincoln logs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lionel!
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!