chicago bears bashing
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
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The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
dallas cowboys' texas stadium
Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium?
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It's going to be called Drug Emporium.
bill clinton and senator hillary clinton...
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
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Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."
redskin trespassing
Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
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A: Put in an end zone.
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