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rocker and ny
 
 
John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York."

The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals."

The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems."

Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!"

The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."

tree shark
 
 
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A pool table.

marv albert & bryant gumbel
 
 
Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC?

He was tired of all the back-biting!

what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!


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