david beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
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One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
rocker and ny
John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York."
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The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals."
The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems."
Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!"
The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."
tree shark
What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?
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A pool table.
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