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ford cars -vs- golf balls
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

yo mama's so stupid... dunkin'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
blonde in a swimming race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'

hack golfer
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

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