With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.
"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
'Damn, a woman," he says. "This is going to be horrible.'
As he approaches her, he finds that she is very beautiful and figures this might not be a bad day after all. They head out to the first hole. The man looks to his partner, and says, "If I hole this putt, would you consider going out to dinner with me tonight?"
She agrees, so he lines it up, swings, and sinks it. They play a couple more holes and approach the ninth. Both are lying 3 on this long par 5 and again the man looks up to the woman before his putt.
"If I hole this putt, will you kiss me goodbye after the date?"
She says yes and he sinks the 10 footer for birdie. They approach the 17th and both are lying 2 on the par 4 hole. He looks up again.
"Will you consider coming up to my apartment if I hole this out right here?"
She says yes and he lines up the short 3-footer and right down the middle it goes. On the 18th, the woman is lying 3, about 40 feet from the hole. She looks to the man and says, "If I sink this putt, you have to screw me silly all night."
The man says yes so she lines up her putt, takes a backswing and....
"Wait, wait, wait!" the man says. "Pick it up, it's a gimme."
13> "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12> "Tampax! Get your Tampax here!"
11> "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!"
10> "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."
9> "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"
8> "Hey, you with the large breasts out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!"
7> "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."
6> "What a coincidence, Hank all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
5> "These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
4> "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."
3> "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."
2> "Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."
1> "...and now, singing our national anthem international recording artist Boy George!"
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