"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
The exam was fill in the blank and the last question read, Old MacDonald had a_____. Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. Tiny, what's the answer to the last question? Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM.
Oh yeah, said Bubba, I remember now. he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, Tiny, how do you spell farm?
You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy, hissed Tiny, farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.
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