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you might be a redneck if... star spangled
You might be a redneck if you think the last words of the 'Star Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen! Start your engines!'
top 15: why hockey is better than sex
  1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
  2. Many people play hockey even after they're married
  3. The puck's always hard
  4. The protective equipment is reusable
  5. It lasts at least an hour
  6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
  7. You always know how big the stick is
  8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
  9. You can change players on the fly
  10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
  11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
  12. Your parents cheer when you score
  13. Periods last only 20 minutes
  14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
  15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards
patriots vs. rams

Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!"

A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!"

One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan."

"No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"

yo mama's so short... run
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

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