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yo mama's so stupid... dunkin'
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
pool for djs
 
 
Why can't DJ's play pool?

Because they always scratch!

sumo kamikaze
 
 
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted 'God save Scotland!'
The English man jumped off and shouted 'God Save England!'
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted 'God save the person who I land on!'
dennis rodman & limp bizkit
 
 
Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

The music world and the NBA...


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