Sports jokes

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him

"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?

Because he always finishes second!

'I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'

'Great trade!'

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat