the dallas possums
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?"
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"No, why?"
Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
tyson's manners
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
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He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."
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