rocker and ny
John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York."
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The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals."
The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems."
Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!"
The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."
tyson movie deal
Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?
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He's the Nibbler!
snail heads for the daytona tracks
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."
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The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!
As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!"
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