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the dallas possums
 
 
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?"

"No, why?"

Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.

yo mama's so short
 
 
Yo' mama so short, she plays racquetball with the curb!
tyson-holyfield iii
 
 
Promo:
Yes, folks it was a bite to the finish. The next fight will be on Pay Per Chew: Iron Mike Tyson versus Evander “The Real Meal” Holyfield.
god bless us
 
 
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, 'God bless me!'

Bill Gates jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my bank account!'

Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and my team!'

Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, 'God bless me and the New York Rangers!'

The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, 'God bless me and the people I land on!'


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