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TOO MUCH WRESTLING
* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole  wrestlers' names 

*  You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing

*  When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner

*  You always end a speech with, 'That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!' or 'If you smellllll what John is cooking!'

  * Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes

*  If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it

*  Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter