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true football fan
 
 
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".

I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."

"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.

He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral."

yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo' Mama's so fat, she won the marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.
where's the soup?
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
uva vs. vt football
 
 
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?

The state trooper!!"


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