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true football fan
 
 
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".

I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."

"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.

He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral."

yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo' Mama's so fat, she won the marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.
where's the soup?
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
bubba gets smart
 
 
Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bubba. It was test time. The teacher said, 'Ok, Bubba. What is six plus three?'

Bubba sat and thought. Then he said, 'nine,' confidently.

But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, 'Aw, c'mon. Give him another chance!'


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