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yankees -vs- red sox
 
 
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
baseball field
 
 
What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

The fence

golf and funerals
 
 
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'

The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'

icy blonde
 
 
How did the blonde die icefishing?

She got run over by the zamboni!


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