time on your hands?
Call a bowling alley, and ask, “Do you have 10 lb. balls?”
When the attendent says yes, ask, “Then how the hell do you walk?”
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When the attendent says yes, ask, “Then how the hell do you walk?”
2nd to 3rd
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
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Because you have a short stop between second and third.
the dallas possums
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?"
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"No, why?"
Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
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