The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, "Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?"
The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
The Scot jumped off and shouted 'God save Scotland!'
The English man jumped off and shouted 'God Save England!'
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted 'God save the person who I land on!'
Bob said, 'I know. I can spit in the water!'
But Bubba said, ' No! How will we know it's your spit?'
They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'
But Bubba said 'No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'
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