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practice
 
 
What do you call parachuting lawyers?

Skeet.

para-olympics
 
 
What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?

Walking.

two fraternity brothers...
 
 
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

dirt field
 
 
Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?

A: Because Leon Lett smoked all the grass and sniffed all the lines.


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