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uva vs. vt football
 
 
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?

The state trooper!!"

the truth about baseball
 
 
Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?

Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

chicken on the football field
 
 
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?

Because the umpire called a foul.

you're so short
 
 
You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.

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