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keep gabby reece away
 
 
"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks."
"Why?"
"They might spike 'em."
golf ball hunt
 
 
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.

After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"

"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

trial run
 
 
What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?

"Will the defendant please rise..."

yo mama's so stupid... baseball
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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