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TOP 13 NEVER HEARD AT DAYTONA 500
 

13> "None for me, thanks.  That   Skoal will do a number on your teeth."

 

12> "Tampax!  Get your Tampax   here!"

 

11> "Hey, shut up!  I can't hear   the race!"

 

10> "Sex with your sister!?  Man,   that's sick."

 

9> "My GOD, this is a splendid   Merlot!"

 

8> "Hey, you with the large breasts —   out of the way!  We're trying to watch a race here!"

 

7> "Chesterton, be a good lad and   retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case. Then fetch me some clotted cream   for my scone."

 

6> "What a coincidence, Hank — all my   friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"

 

5> "These are even better seats than   we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"

 

4> "Good morning, Mr. Trickle.     We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."

 

3> "Whew!  No more beer for me,   fellas..."

 

2> "Filling in for Dale 'The   Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance'   Flatley."

 

1> "...and now, singing our national   anthem  — international recording artist Boy George!"