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pigskin pro
 
 
What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?

An illegal procedure.

the fishing spot
 
 
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.

Bob said, 'I know. I can spit in the water!'

But Bubba said, ' No! How will we know it's your spit?'

They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'

But Bubba said 'No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'

florida orange growers
 
 
There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida Orange Growers have offered O.J. Simpson $3 million to change his name to Snapple....
fishing line
 
 
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

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