knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Katherine!
Katherine who?
Katherincan Queen!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Othello!
Othello who?
Othello you thalked to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oewn!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!