knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chester!
Chester who?
Chester the nick of time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield who?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who's knocking!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Othello!
Othello who?
Othello you thalked to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Otis!
Otis who?
Otis a sin to tell a lie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ottawa!
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oewn!
Owen who?
Owen you open this door, I'm going to give you such a roasting!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!