knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I'll go away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!