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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!


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