knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello'n me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who!
John the Navy!