knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad Knock Knock
Who's there?
Florida!
Florida who?
Florida bathroom is wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!