knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn't it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor'n to shop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I'm fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Huey too much!