knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brigham!
Brigham who?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burns!
Burns who?
Durns me up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!