knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great train set!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!