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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcus!
Marcus who?
Marcus a book in the Bible!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marian!
Marian who?
Marian money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marietta!
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cake!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!


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