knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lauren!
Lauren who?
Lauren order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laverne!
Laverne who?
Laverne of catastrophe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn't ring either!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don't belong!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!