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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nurse!
Nurse who?
Nurse sense talking to you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oates!
Oates who?
Oates'ay can you see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions don't you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odette!
Odette who?
Odette's a bad sign!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odessa!
Odessa who?
Odessa hot one!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor who?
Mortimor that meets the eye!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mozart!
Mozart who?
Mozart is in museums!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Istvan!
Istvan who?
Istvan to be alone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!


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