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KNOCK KNOCK 148
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!