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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conyers!
Conyers who?
Conyers please open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Costa lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy who's knocking!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis on the other side of the Channel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman...!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hagar!
Hagar who?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!


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