knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about Eve!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haley!
Haley who?
Haleyen Nation!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louisiana!
Louisiana who?
Louisiana boy friend split up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!