knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah 'nough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louisiana!
Louisiana who?
Louisiana boy friend split up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!