knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cronkite!
Cronkite who?
Cronkite evidence!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cugat!
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a penny to find out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Detail!
Detail who?
Detail-a phone operator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Witt!
De Witt who?
De Witt now or never!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diesel!
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah 'nough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his!