knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we'll call you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joanne who!
Joanne tell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!