knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ogre!
Ogre who?
Ogre take a flying leap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!