knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson around again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orson!
Orson who?
Orson buggy is about your speed!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Osborn!
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juanita!
Juanita who!
Junita nother burger?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!