knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stacey!
Stacey who?
Stacey'ted until the bus stops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stanton!
Stanton who?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella bottom trousers!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Beirut force!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
Belize in yourself!