knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Janet!
Janet who!
Janet'or in a drum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is too hot, ouch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!