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porcupines
 
 
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: Ouch.

three little pigs
 
 
A pig went into McDonalds, got a Coke, went to the restroom and left. A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Cokes, went to the bathroom and left. A third pig went into McDonalds, got three Cokes, and was about to leave, when the man at the counter asked, "Why didn't you go to the restroom like the other pigs?"

The pig replied, "Because I'm the pig that goes, 'Wee Wee Wee' all the way home!"

blondes and turtles
 
 
What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

a little lysdexic humor
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.


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