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bird vs. fly
 
 
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
bah ram ewe
 
 
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

yo mama's so nasty... petting zoo
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the animals made her wear gloves.
cow reflexes
 
 
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky!


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