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roadkill logic
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

fish on the wall
 
 
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

Dam!

pig in summer
 
 
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

A: I'm bacon!
you might be a blonde... thesaurus
 
 
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

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