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kangaroo sleepovers
 
 
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, 'These sleepovers are killing me!'
ten cows in your basement
 
 
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?

A: Hold a tupperware party!

rednecks' dogs
 
 
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

lawyer vs. water fowl
 
 
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.


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