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bear on a rampage
 
 
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

instant cow attraction!
 
 
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?

You hang up a bingo sign!

you and the elephants bond
 
 
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
ducks or plucks?
 
 
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

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