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dog w/o wheels
 
 
Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'
here, chicken, chicken
 
 
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

rejected greeting card -- sorry
 
 
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

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