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gum crossing
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
bells on cows
 
 
Why do they put bells on cows?

Because their horns don't work!

what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.


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