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crazy little critters...
 
 
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital?
A. On crotches!
mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

bzzzz
 
 
How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!
green and jumpy
 
 
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.


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