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there she blows
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
which way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?

A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

doggone it
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
how to catch an elephant
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

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