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catching rabbits
 
 
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.

cow and her apples
 
 
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
frog crossing road
 
 
Why did the frog cross the road?

It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

frog crossing
 
 
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?

A: It didn't.


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