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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A puss.
your family is so poor...
Your family is so poor, when they went to the park the pigeons threw bread at them.
mad cow!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, 'So what do you think of mad cow disease?' The other replies, 'I dunno, I'm a chicken.'
Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?

A: "Yahoo!"

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