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lightbulb... mice
 
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
bells on cows
 
 
Why do they put bells on cows?

Because their horns don't work!

spider diet
 
 
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.


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